J. Pee baby, Ah~
Yeah, you know who it is
Check this shit out man
Check it out (Here we go)
Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot (Home Depot)
Buyin' screws and nails, manly shit, you know?(you know?!)
My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want?" (He asked me)
So I said I wanted one right in the ass
................
What??
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
It was a joke guys, come on
I'm not gay
I like vag more than a pornstar scandal
But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle?
Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park
Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark (gettin' dark)
The other team was looking straight scary as shit (Oooo)
But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it (He ain't scared)
He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
My priority job was to protect the sack (OK!)
So fourth down, he bends over and yells"Hike!"
So I went and grabbed his balls!
............
Uhhh...
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm just doing my job, step off!
I'm not gay
It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them (I wasn't)
I just care about the safery of your future children (Godfather)
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
Quit telling me that, man
I'm not gay
Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son
P.s. I didn't know that you were so well hung
Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood (Hollywood)
Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay
Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like:
"Damn bitch, you fine!"
.....................Fuck
I'm not gay, guys
That ain't me!
I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
So I can admit when I see a guy
...who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes
...and a rock hard chest, and rippling abs
...and the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves
...and those bulging quads, and the perfect bod
And oh my god, take your pants off!
.................Umm....
Fuck it!
I'm so gay!
I'm fucking gay!!
I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling"Hey"
I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt (That's me)
And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?" (Yeah~)
I'm gay! (I'm gay!)
I'm hella gay!
I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday
And normal self expression doesn't suit me, either
That's why my degree is in musical theater
I'm so gay man...
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-Dude! -What?
-Get out of shower!
-Well, use the other bathroom, guys
-Come on, man, you're taking forever
-You get in, you wash your body,
...you wash your hair, and get out!
-Even shaving doesn't take this long
-But I'm gay!
-Dude, we're all gay
-Wait... You guys are gay, too?
-Yeah, man...
-We're even not upset with you because you're gay
-We're upset with you because you're molesting us
-Alright, come on, man. It's been like 35 minutes
-Get out now, or we'll burning your pink socks
....I'm serious.
-Fine,
-Go ahead!
Edit by Tangerine From Xiami.
- 专辑：I'm Not Gay
- 歌手：J. Pee
- 歌曲：I'm Not Gay
