[ti:Gaston]
[ar:Various Artists]
[al:Beauty and the Beast: Original London Cast Recording]
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[00:03.06]Gaston - Various Artists
[00:10.72]Who does she think she is
[00:13.14]That girl has tangled with the wrong man
[00:16.22]Darn right
[00:17.30]No one says "no" to Gaston
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[00:20.16]Dismissed! Rejected! Publically humiliated
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[00:25.98]It's more than I can bear
[00:27.93]More beer
[00:29.14]What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced
[00:33.98]Who you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull
[00:37.22]yourself together
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[00:39.79]Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston
[00:42.91]Looking so down in the dumps
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[00:46.27]Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
[00:49.28]even when taking your lumps
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[00:52.49]There's no man in town as admired as you
[00:55.64]You're everyone's favorite guy
[00:59.07]Everyone's awed and inspired by you
[01:03.31]and it's not very hard to see why
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[01:11.15]No one's slick as Gaston
[01:15.65]no one's quick as Gaston
[01:17.24]no one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
[01:20.78]For there's no man in town half as manly
[01:24.51]Perfect, a pure paragon
[01:27.15]You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
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[01:30.55]and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
[01:35.32]No one's been like Gaston
[01:39.53]a kingpin like Gaston
[01:41.20]No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[01:44.51]As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
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[01:48.15]My, what a guy, that Gaston
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[01:51.61]Give five "hurrahs!"
[01:53.31]Give twelve "hip hips!"
[01:54.96]Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips
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[01:59.69]No one fights like Gaston
[02:03.74]Douses lights like Gaston
[02:05.81]In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
[02:08.93]For there's no one as burly and brawny
[02:12.09]As you see I've got biceps to spare
[02:15.27]Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny
[02:18.13]That's right
[02:18.88]And every last inch of me's covered with hair
[02:22.20]No one hits like Gaston
[02:23.31]Matches wits like Gaston
[02:25.31]In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
[02:28.67]I'm especially good at expectorating
[02:31.77]Ptoooie
[02:33.44]Ten points for Gaston!
[02:35.82]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
[02:38.86]every morning to help me get large
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[02:42.65]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
[02:45.61]so I'm roughly the size of a barge
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[05:13.52]No one shoots like Gaston
[05:17.40]Makes those beauts like Gaston
[05:19.32]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
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[05:24.10]I use antlers in all of my decorating
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[05:37.13]G-A-S-T-O...
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- 专辑：Classic Disney, Vol. 2
- 歌手：Various Artists
- 歌曲：Gaston
