Flight of the Conchords Too Many Dicks (On The Dance Floor)歌词


Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks

Goin' to the party
Sippin' on Bicardi
Wanna meet a hottie but there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami

Tell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know, before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
Five to one is a Brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks

Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Skedaddle with the cattle prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans
Not enough ladies, too many mans
Not enough ladies, too many mans
Too many mans
Too many mans

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song

Too many dicks on the
Too many dicks on the
Dicks on the
Dicks on the
Dicks
Dicks
Dance
Dicks
Di-di-di-dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor

  • 专辑：I Told You I Was Freaky
  • 歌手：Flight of the Conchords
  • 歌曲：Too Many Dicks (On The Dance Floor)

Flight of the Conchords Too Many Dicks (On The Dance Floor)歌词

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