Mr. Mistoffelees（米斯特菲利先生）
You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees（你要去问米斯特菲利先生）
The original Conjuring Cat（那灵巧的魔术猫）
The greatest magicians have something to learn（最伟大的魔术师们可以学到很多）
From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn（从米斯特菲利先生的魔术把戏里）
Presto!（快板！）
And you'll all say:（你们都会说：）
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever（啊！我从来，从来没有见过）
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!（像米斯特菲利先生这样聪明而又不可思议的猫）
He is quiet and small（他安静而又小巧）
He is black（他是一只黑猫）
From the ears to the tip of his tail（从耳朵到尾巴尖没有一根杂毛）
He can creep through the tiniest crack（他悄悄走过不发出一丁点声音）
He can walk on the narrowest rail（他可以在最细的围栏上行走）
He can pick any card from a pack（他可以从一大堆牌中拣出任何一张）
He is equally cunning with dice（他玩骰子也很有一套）
He is always decieving you into believing（他总是能骗得你相信）
That he's only hunting for mice(觉得他只是在抓老鼠)
He can play any trick with a cork(他可以用软木塞玩出种种把戏)
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste(或者使用几个鱼丸和一把汤勺)
If you look for a knife or a fork(如果你要找寻刀叉)
And you think it was merely misplaced(觉得它们只是被放错了地方)
You have seen it one moment, and then it is gone!(你刚才明明看到它们，眨眼间却不见了！)
But you find it next week lying out on the lawn!(下个星期却会看见它们就放在草坪上)
And we all say:(我们都说：)
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever(啊！我从来，从来没有见过)
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!(像米斯特菲利先生这样聪明而又不可思议的猫)
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever(啊！我从来，从来没有见过)
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!(像米斯特菲利先生这样聪明而又不可思议的猫)
His manner is vague and aloof(他的礼节郑重而又疏远)
You would think there was nobody shyer(你可能会觉得没有比他更羞怯的家伙)
But his voice has been heard on the roof(但他的声音却从屋顶传来)
When he was curled up by the fire(他本人明明就蜷缩在炉边)
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire(有时他的声音是在炉边)
When he was about on the roof(但他却呆在房顶上)
(At least we all heard that somebody purred)（至少我们都听见有人在打呼噜）
Which is uncontestable proof(这无疑是不可争辩的明证)
Of his singular magical powers(表明他那高超的魔术能力)
And I've known the family to call(我知道家人有时候会在花园叫他)
Him in from the garden for hours(几个小时都找不到他)
When he was asleep in the hall(他却在大厅呼呼大睡)
And not long ago this phenomenal cat(就在不久前这奇异的猫)
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat!(还从一顶帽子里变出了七只小猫)
And we all say:(我们都说：)
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever(啊！我从来，从来没有见过)
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!(像米斯特菲利先生这样聪明而又不可思议的猫)
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever(啊！我从来，从来没有见过)
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!(像米斯特菲利先生这样聪明而又不可思议的猫)
Ladies and gentlemen(女士们先生们)
I give you the marvelous(让我向你们介绍非凡的)
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!(魔术猫米斯特菲利先生)
- 专辑：Cats (Original London Cast Recording)
- 歌手：Andrew Lloyd Webber
- 歌曲：Mr. Mistoffelees
