The Simple Joys of Maidenhood
处女期纯真的喜悦
Where the exit-door leads in
出口指引进入的地方
he scrutinises circling clockwise
他仔细看着顺时针方向的转圈
counting two out of the three
从三个数中数出两个
slightly above the first degree
些微超过第一个度数
"Has there been blood?"
"有血吗?"
he asks politely as once a year we do explore
他恭谨地问,如同曾经某年我们确实探查过
with my head resting on the pillow
并将我的头放在枕垫上
gateways towards Plutonian shores
门廊朝向深成的海岸
Some are caused by downward pressure
其中一些因向下的压力而引起
so don't strain when opening bowels
因此当肠突出的时候不要用力过大
the simple joys of maidenhood
处女期纯真的喜悦
the red-eyed fox is on the prowl
红眼的狐狸正在潜行觅食
Rubber-bands for arteries
橡胶手套分离动脉
these Indian seeds do soak like flees
这些印度人的种子确如消失一般浸透了
reduce the use of salts and lose some weight
减少食盐的使用并且减少一些体重
walk half an hour every day
每天散步半小时
I openly dislike your vagueness in handling hours we appoint
我公然不喜欢你在约定见面时间这件事上的含糊暧昧
but when you choose your pronouns rightly
但如果你能正确地选出那个代名词
I do silently rejoice
我会默然欣喜
Some are caused by downward pressure
其中一些因向下的压力而引起
so don't strain when opening bowels
因此当肠突出的时候不要用力过大
the simple joys of maidenhood
处女期纯真的喜悦
the red-eyed fox is on the prowl
红眼的狐狸正在潜行觅食
So listen closely girls and boys
所以好好听着,女孩男孩们
this song is about haemorrhoids
这首歌描写的是关于痔
Not anyone's but mine of course
当然不是别人的,而是我的
a secret part I now disclose
是我现在公开的一个秘密
- 专辑:Les Fleurs du Mal
- 歌手:Sopor Aeternus & the Ensemble of Shadows
- 歌曲:The simple Joys of Maidenhood