Better Than a Stick in the Eye

My bed's one big, rocky lump And my back, it always seems to ache Whenever I partake in sex The damn bed always breaks Looks like it's time Looks like it's time, time, time You said it's time for what? Yup, it's time to buy a futon Why haven't I thou

And now that we've spent all this time with you Say you wanna start something new And it breaks my heart that you're leaving But I'm not grieving so if you want to leave, Take good care hope you meet a lotta nice friends out there Just remember there

On the west side of our town there's a mall that always grows It feeds on tourists and late night shoppers And when you least expect it, it will suck your wallet clean but if you're one of the unlucky, It will make sure that you're never seen again I

I've always told myself that the hate is bad, Yet sometimes it's so hard And this smile I wear upon my face often seems Like a disguise I know I have my opinions, but I never mean to hurt It's funny, that how the ones I love always seem to suffer The