Low Budget

Woke up this morning, started to sneeze I had a cigarette and a cup of tea I looked in the mirror what did I see A nine stone weakling with knobbly knees I did my knees bend press ups touch my toes I had another sneeze and I blew my nose I looked in

Pressure pressure I got pressure, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Pressure pressure I got pressure, oh yeah I don't really want to give it to you 'Cos it's really contagious You can pick it up anywhere And it can be quite dangerous You can spread it mouth

I've been waiting for years to buy a brand new Cadillac But now I've got one, I want to send it right back I can't afford the gas to fill my luxury limousine But even if I had the dough no one's got no gasoline I went to my local dealer to see if he