Miss Halfway

I'm not much for dope or drink And that's thanks to Dr. Shrink But one thing I can't kick is I can't kick the man. I'm pathologically addicted To what you call a dickhead Cheaters and liars seem to light my fire And God I've gotta get clean. So I did

Darling You Know I Loved You Something Like A Drug Darling I Twist And Turn So In & Out Of Love And Now I Say I'm Glad It's Over And I've Never Felt So Clean And Sober But I've Got A Black & Blue Hangover Darling For You, Darling I Do Darling You

You only come out late at night Just like an animal in the moonlight You're wrapped up tight in mystery You've got me so fogged in that I can't even see Chorus: My friends say I'm caught up in fairy tales and dreams And I confess, with you it feels l

You don't ask about my birthday or my band-aid Talk about being a bore, Let's talk about you some more Well, I remember the time I would've sunk every dime and every hope into you But now I'm well-rested and thoroughly invested in being through And y

You oughta hear the mirror in my house You oughta fear her pretty, pretty mouth Says I'm imperfect in every way: "Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway" All my friends in L.A. got jobs on Melrose Place I play Replacements songs and sigh-- a Wait