On Earth to Make the Numbers Up

I dreamt the film of my life as directed by Joseph Losey. It was eight minutes long, and cast as me was Parker Posey. It had a limited run in the small hours on Channel Four. And all of my scenes ended up on the cutting room floor. For a sniff of som

Did I tell you I applied to the Uni of Life? I was measured for my gown... and I promptly got turned down. I'm not a bit surprised this time. It's just like you to dote On someone who sleeps to 4pm and isn't even registered to vote. Well, you're in t

Storytelling Johnny, sit me on your knee Recite me some memory, no one else need see Glowing with gossip of some gamine from Glossop Boyish girl with a rucksack, girlish boy with a bad back You're high on Wittgenstein, you are kind with red wine Whis

You watch and wince and then you yearn "Will people in London never learn?" The grace of Harrow and Eton skies Has yet to be beaten in your eyes. Give me days of dreaming spires, Over punctured bicycle tyres. In a place devoid of taste Remaining