Opposite Day

I got home this morning with the sun right in my eyes And there was no warning as it took me by surprise as it Hit me like an Act of God, causing my alarm That I had not become a cephalopod I still had legs and arms Yes I still had legs and arms Toda

It's Opposite Day and that's why I'm smilin' About all the phone numbers I keep dialin' To tell everyone I hate that I love you. You'll shrug and you'll smile when you hear the good news About how I'd love to walk in your shoes. Look me right in the