Stephen Lynch

Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass And make her your wife and love her with love so true Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow And it's ca

I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew, My friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew, I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin, I

Stephen: I wrote a song - Uh, Mark has been my best friend for many years now, and I wrote a song - Mark: About one. Stephen: That's a lot of - months (Years). I wrote a song to kind of celebrate what I think is our greatest asset as friends, and tha

I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could die Tried so hard, but wasn't able To look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes I have brought disgrace Can tell I've soiled my good name By the look upon your face Well it seems last

If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awesome Man. I'd fly around the world fighting crime According to my Awesome Plan. And if I saw criminals trying to lie Hurting other people and making them cry I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van. Becaus

When Grandfather dies, life will be strange When Grandfather dies, my whole life will change When Grandfather dies, I'll scream and I'll yell 'Coz I'll be fucking rich as hell. So Grandfather die, don't keep me in suspense So Grandfather cough, up th