Tim Minchin

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. So they say, their subsequent fall was inevitable. They never stood a chance; they were written that way - Innocent victims of their story. Like Romeo and Juliet, 'Twas written in the stars bef

When I grow up, I will be tall enough to reach the branches That I need to reach to climb the trees You get to climb when you're grown up. And when I grow up, I will be smart enough to answer all The questions that you need to know The answers to bef

Woah! Never again will she get the best of me! Never again will she take away my freedom. And we won't forget the day we fought For the right to be a little bit naughty! Never again will The Chokey door slam! Never again will I be bullied, and Never

Somewhere along the way, my dear, You've made an awful error. You oughtn't blame yourself now. Come along... You seem to think that people like people what are clever. It's very quaint. It's very sweet. But wrong. People don't like smarty-pants what