Whatever Happened to Romance?

Tax man's taken all my dough And left me in my stately home Lazing on a sunny afternoon And I can't sail my yacht He's taken everything I've got And all I've got's this sunny afternoon Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze I gotta big fat mama

Whatever happened to romance? whatever happened to those first impressions kissing lessons it's all too fast magic moments don't last no "hello" - no "can i get to know you?" no everybody's in it for the thrill of the minute whatever h