Where Forever Begins

[Chorus] Call me ever ready I'm charged up and ready to go I can pick you up When you're feelin' low I've got more energy than we could ever use Call me ever ready Cause I'm always ready Sounds like my little baby's about to go crazy You musta' had a

I could tell they were nervous When they saw me at the service And the preacher asked If anyone had anything to say When they said "I do" I jumped up and said "thank you" Cause my alimony just stopped today [Chorus] He's rub-a-dubbin'

When I was a boy about ten years old I went swimmin' in the fishin' hole Floatin' around in my birthday suit When a friend turned over my inner tube Said a four letter word, and my heart sank When Mama snuck up and screamed from the bank [Chorus] You

The slammin' of the door Was loud enough to wake the dead I don't love you anymore Were the last words she said You know a man can go half crazy If nothin's left to hold on to But she forgot to take the memories And they'll see me through Cause, I ca